Thursday, February 4, 2010

The famewhore is back on twitter!

Incase anyone reading this doesn't know by now, though Tila has posted her new twitter address everywhere possible, her new twitter is @TheRealTila. Apparently it is a secret twitter that only the TilaArmy will know. Yet Tila posts it to every known place on the internet. I guess she couldn't stand having less attention!

So everyone remembers the bodyguards that "offered" to protect Tila for free right? Well they finally came out and did a press release:

"The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria and Conan O' Brien. Then they started working for Tila Tequila.

Thanks to being sucked into the vortex of an insane dwarf hellbent on splattering the world with its crazy like a monkey tossing its feces, but with less dignity, The Bodyguard Croup was forced to issue a lengthy press release defending its credibility after Tila decided to name its employees as the father of her imaginary baby and continue to alert the paparazzi to her every move to stage embarrassing photo ops. This puppy reads as basically every thing you've ever suspected about Tila coupled with the non-surprising fact that these poor bastards went through war zones and still couldn't tolerate her shit. How they didn't eventually open fire will baffle me until the day I die.

The Bodyguard Group Official Press Release

For 43 years our Company The Bodyguard Group has never given an interview about any current or former client or written a letter such as in this instance, this is our first and ONLY press release, in fact 99% of our members work has NEVER been posted on our web site.

However, at this juncture we felt it necessary to set the record straight about our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments about us and the Hilton family and other Celebrities for the following reasons:

Tila has serious self medication & emotional problems that we pray that she can get professional treatment and help with. The Bodyguard Group has tried a brief intervention with her once but failed to get through to her.

As Combat Veterans we have seen our friends tragically die in combat before their time; Therefore we have a very high respect for life and for this reason we truly pray Tila can get help before it is too late.

Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided could we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.

When Tila told us she was broke and could not pay us, we gave her our services for free, we even arranged to take her to a high end jewelry & watch Pawn Shop so she could sell her extra rings and watches, to raise money for her family. We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.

She gave our company her word, no press, no paparazzi while we were there to give her a ride, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting for us when we walked out.

We do not ever accept being lied to by a client, even if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.

We were NEVER aware of Tila tweeting negative things about The Hiltons and other Celebrities, until yesterday, that is why we are releasing this information today.

The father of Tila's baby

We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila's baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.

As for what Tila said that we said about Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities:

The Hiltons have ALWAYS treated The Bodyguard Group members with 100% respect, every word Tila alleges that we have said about the Hilton's is 100% FALSE, Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said negative things about Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities.

We have NEVER said anything negative about Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our group has ever protected, met or known period.

The fact is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O' Brien and hundreds of other Celebrities we have had any contact with have ALL been OUTSTANDING supporters of the U.S. Combat Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are grateful for their support.

All of these celebrities and more have been kind enough to have taken photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and have always treated our U.S. Veteran members extremely well, We will never forget your acts of kindness towards our members and friends."

So basically this tells us that Tila is BROKE. That is why she's acting like a complete idiot trying to get publicity. She's so poor she probably coulnd't even buy a dog. Yet she continues to act like she has money.

I also thought of something today, since I am using Tila songs as references to things. When The Game found out Tila was accusing him of being the baby daddy he should have said "Even if I popped some pills I wouldn't tap that! BITCH"

So it's obvious Tila is doing drugs now that her bodyguards said it as well, but will she get help? I know people say she should go on Dr. Drew, and she would totally agree to it because of the publicity she would get from it. No offense to the people who have been on the show, but they have become nobodies and that's exactly what Tila is.

19 comments:

@Seola1 said...

First on the rings - I've long said it was CZ because with diamonds that large, you can easily spot fakes by their sheer brightness like a prism of glass, real rings with the best clarity are NOT almost see through.

Second on the bodyguards - something's fishy. They said yesterday they had not worked for Tila, maybe not worked in the sense they were paid?

Third on the pregnancy - my brother's girlfried is 5 foot, and 95lbs. She didn't have a bump per se, but she did look bloated at 13 weeks. Defintely NOT how Tila looked at the photoshoot.

Fourth about the photoshoot - it was not for Raz, it was for HER in an online mag Ruckus according to the stylist that worked on Tila (and did a bad job given her extensions were wayward) - rated almost 4 million (not top of the line) and only takes in like 25,000 unique viewers a month. No documentary is in the works.

Fifth - Raz's home she linked to was listed at 13 million. Property records show it was a home based biz and the value for the last 4 years hovered around a million. I laugh heartily at the thought that if she had paid for it, it was extremely overpaid, but also laugh at the thought of her even buying it. She rents a run down rancher!!

angii said...

I think it's safe to say all pregnancies are different.

Anonymous said...

#TilaResistance #TilaArmy tried telling u fools that u were getting punk'd but like typical haters u chose to ignore us. Now look who's da bitchez!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!!!

ALL DIS TIME DEY TOT DEY WERE EXPOSING TILA LMAO MAN OH MAN THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKWITZ LOL LOL LOL

Anonymous said...

u kno what's really funny? u got 27 #TilaArmy loyalists on ur twitter and u dont even kno it LMGDFAO!!!! one of them has been on there since ur very few tweets.... ooooohhhhh that's gotta suck!!!!!

#TilaArmy has ur real twitter account addy in addition to ur boycotttila.... ur going down tonight hoe! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

hai boycotttila is it true ur picture got submitted to uglypersons.com!? haha wow

Anonymous said...

www.tilatequilanudes.com/tila-tequila-masturbating.html

She's denying the one sex tape is her (and it's obviously her, we're not stupid - I'm talking about the one where she's giving a dude a bj) and nobody is talking about this video! This is obviously her!!! She must not think very highly of her tilaarmy (how could you? "All dis time dey tot..." really? "dey tot?" I don't think I ever went through a period of time where I spelled that badly) if she expects them to believe that's not her.

Kim said...

Anonymous poster, you are tila. Why don't you just say who you are. It is beyond me why you'd come to someone's blogspot, yet you claim to be usch a huge celebrity. You expose yourself each time by the way you write.

Anonymous said...

destroying #TilaResistance one memba at a time! LOL LOL LOL @ youarereported what a chump

Anonymous said...

i stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil see u buttahcup!!! hahaha!!!! nice attempt tho LOL LOL LOL

Anonymous said...

wah wah why it alwayyyyyyyyyz got ta be bout u?? u wanted mah attention and now u sarrred LOL LOL LOL

angii said...

who the fuck even are you? I didn't want whoever you ares attention. KAY? bye.

Anonymous said...

i keep an eye on #TilaResistance and disarray if need be. who i am isnt nearly as important as who i know and who knos me in turn. ima go back to takin note of ur tweets and filtering info back to #TilaArmy membas.

i will say dat im on a couple of ur other lists icluding messenger. fact is u been on da radar for awhile. see ur next tweet! heheheeh

Chase said...

Everyone in the "tilaarmy" is an illiterate fuckwit,clearly.God,without their lord Queen Syphilis,they really don't know what to do with themselves.People that use the term "dat" should be shot,btw.

Morgan said...

"ALL DIS TIME DEY TOT DEY...." and Tilaresistance members are "fuckwitz?" SMH...

Chase said...

Earlier when i posted about da "tilaarmy" i was just joshin! i luv u guys and tila u number one fan love u like a fat kid love mickey DEEZ! woot

Charles said...

y0 angii u got a boyfriend gurl??? cuz i mean like yah u da resistance and eye da army but it really be tomato tomatoe ya know what eye saying!?!?! u got it goin on gurl mmmmm

TEESHA said...

BoycottTila is dumber than a parapalegic downs polar retard! lmao

Chase said...

You dumbass fucker...I wasn't "just joshin" when I said all of you Tila Army morons are fuckwits.Are there really so few of you that you have to create and steal other peoples' personas to act like them so that people actually think you have supporters?Trick question,I think we already know the answer.You should work on the real issue here...getting your girl Tila some Valtrex.