Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tila at the Conga Room

Thanks to @TheRealLiarFace for Tila's tweets screencapped.


Uh oh guys, Tila's at it again. A lawsuit for us bloggers again? OHH NOOOOO. We are all very scared and are going to stop blogging now, so farewell guys.



K I'm obviously joking, because Tila isn't going to do shit to any of us. She obviously was just very pissed that her Conga Room performance was a complete fail, so she had to take it out on us. By the way Tila, which lawsuit was it that you won again? I hope you aren't talking about the lawsuits with Shawne Merriman. We all know that you didn't win either of them.






Tila had her performance at the Conga Room last night. According to this twitter user who showed up for it (@checkone2paris) only 6 people were there watching it.




Apparently the Conga Room was very empty last night. I'm not gonna say there was only six people without proof, but I'm sure there wasn't more than 20 people. Which means it was a complete failure. I guess people really do not care about her and her crappy music.

If that wasn't bad enough, look at what she wore.



And look below. Tila has to show us all her wonky eyed nipples.



Here's video of Tila's train wreck last night.




Oh the lulz we all got from knowing less than 20 people showed. That's gotta hurt. Anyways I gotta go, I need to find a lawyer for Tila's big scary lawsuit.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

She had MOST of the blogs the blogs taken down!?!? WHAT? WHEEEEERE? WHICH ONES??? What an idiot! They're ALL still up! LMAOOOOO she is so full of it.

Gregor said...

hello all

Tila is very transparent.Instead of of talking about her very own red carpet event she talks of suing the haters. Obviously the event did not go as miss Thien Nguyen planned but instead of placing blame she should look in her own mirror. The truth seeker blogs did not force tila to strip on a webcam, have phone sex with minors and LIE.The sad truth Miss Thien Nguyen YOU chose your lifestyle and your path so live with the consequences.Tila even if you succeed in shutting down the truth seekers blogs there is a long line of people who don't agree with your behavior that don't blog, tweet, use myspace or use facebook.So THIEN on that note I wish you "good luck" you immature selfish JOKE of a person.
Peace OUT
GREG

Anonymous said...

She sure makes it easy to laugh at her. What a piece of trash. What the eff does she expect wearing that outfit(?). Oh and I hope she didn't grab anyone's tips last night. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Caw caw caw caw caw....

Anonymous said...

That last picture she looks really wasted.

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing....caw caw caw...The Crow returns!

Anonymous said...

I really am against hunting but maybe.....
...............okay how about west nile virus....sorry still laughing...caw caw caw caw

Anonymous said...

If she is saying she won all her lawsuits, she is implying that she won against Shawne Merriman. I thought the details were supposed to be kept confidential. I hope Merriman's lawyers sue her ass again.

Ben said...

She's not saying she won against Shawne, she's implying it, because the army will think she won and no one can dispute it because that would constitute as talking about the case. It's all deceit and lies for her.

Personally I think the whole "Jane" thing will come out down the road as part of a defense strategy when she's facing some serious charges.

Tyranny4U said...

Schadenfreude FTW! Glad to see that the fog is (however slowly) evaporating in front of the misogynistic's wonky titted and 'tarded eyes.

Also, nice to know that she is down to around or less than 5k viewership. Speaks volumes about what the general public REALLY think of her and her pathetic slogul shenanigans.

As to Anon- 12:43
I can only hazard a speculative guess about that incident. I wouldn't be surprised if Merriman actually paid up doshes for her to go away. It makes sense to me as she continues to flaunt her alleged lawsuit win (even though there was never any solid proof backing up her claims) knowing that he can't rebut in self-defense. What I wonder though, is, how could she be getting away for alluding to a lawsuit that she was strictly forbidden to ever mention or speak of in public? Just by allusion, in my book, is clearly in violation of that confidential agreement, no? ::shrugs:: I'm no legalese, what do I know?

Anywonkytits, well done Spiked on the SC. It begs the question, why would she even bother deleting her drug induced rants when she knows they will be SC'd in a matter of seconds?

*Disclaimer: If any above verbiage seem to be incoherent to the reader, Jenica Peak (a fine under $10 '06 Merlot) will take full responsibility. In accordance, should you feel offended by anything in the aforementioned statements, please contact my attorney at law, Dr. Online Suicide.

Eduardo Retardo said...

She certainly didn't win against us over at the Rotspot. We posted the Cease and Desist EMAIL we got and told her to kick rocks. We weren't taken down, and we weren't a "spoof site." And when she talks about the 5 (or the Fabulous 5 as TheRealLiarFace called us), it's totally us three, you, and Tila Truth.

OMG LULZ WHAT A WAY TO WAKE UP THIS MORNING.

Tyranny4U said...

Oh, nice one Ben. Took the words right outta mah mouf and macerated it one cohesive swoop. It took me an hour to come up with my lame post. Ha! ITA with your assessment. That is exactly what I was trying to say. Thanks sweetums! =)

Tyranny4U said...

ROFLOL Ah Uncle Eddie! Why does wonkytits even try? Secretly, I would love for her to mess with you and TRS! That would be epic lulzsauce! =)

Anonymous said...

Hey take a look at this:
http://twitter.com/TilaOMG/status/13887961322
A new staff of mine wrote a blog bout Lady Sov coming out lesbian & I was SO OFFENDED I fired them & re-wrote it!

This is the second time I see her blame "staff" for what I guess are her own mistakes, and claim to have fired them to cover her ass.

Wonder what stupidity she originally wrote, what feedback she received that made her do this little "oh it wasn't me" show.

Jane said...

she looks like she's trying so very hard to be lady gaga with that costume...and failing. no matter how strange her outfits, gaga maintains some level of class in them. tila...not so much.

Tyranny4U said...

Code word: Fire staff means, one less made up personae to blame/deal with.

Most everyone knows that her "staff" consists of herself and her 3 alts, her sister (I've never heard of until now) and 9head and godhead (ugh... I'm good friends with the band gODHEAD and there is no correlation to either so piss of bitches!)

And isn't Lady Sovereign like, erm... so 2005? Iono. Don't keep up with Chavs.

Miguelita said...

But since her staff is imaginary, and the numbers are unknown (and changeable according to her needs), then she can continue to blame and fire imaginary staff forever, covering her shit.

hop n scotch said...

Can y'all give me an update on how shitty the OMG site is doing. I love to read all the shitnanigans this witch is up to but I refuse to go to her site. Thanks Fabulous 5 for all the work in bringing the troll down!!

sandra98 said...

If you need more help don't forget to contact Trinity's mother, i don't know if you remember her from Tila's special dating website.

saramb25 said...

Hey Tila goodluck with your lawsuit. LMAO. I bet she was hoping that her fake letter (from a hater now fan) would gain some fans back but that did not work so now she is threating lawsuits. LMAO.. I love reading your blogs:)

Gregor said...

hello all

I would like try and clear up some facts regardly the Merriman vs Nguyen case. Nobody won they settled.It started on labor day weekend party and the police and the DA would not press charges against Shawne for whatever reason(evidence, witnesses, credibilty etc) Tila filed a 1.5 million dollar CIVIL lawsuit against Shawne. Shawne came right back and filed a 2 million dollar CIVIL lawsuit against Tila. BOTH CIVIL LAWSUITS.Tila for whatever reason DID NOT SHOW UP for any of the depositions.The judge was angered and declared Shawne the winner by default.In our eyes SHawne had a great case against Tila.

Shawne makes a 1 million dollars a month in the NFL.A steady reliable income. Shawne really is NOT the greatest guy in the world he was suspended by the NFL for steroids.This is 1 strike and he is being critized by the San Diego media recently for his play. Shawne realizes TILA was another mistake and just wants IT to go AWAY.He really does not need money from Tila and probably would spend more money trying to collect. Tila is broke. Shawne needs Tilas silence because these days the NFL will suspend any player that does not portray them in a positive light WITHOUT PAY.
I am NOT in the legal field!

In a civil lawsuit you have to prove there was damges.Shawne Merriman said he lost business because he was trying to get Walmart to sell his "ligjts out apparel." I would love to see Tila try to explain to a judge what she actually does and how the bloggers damaged her reputation and (fake) businesses.

peace out
Greg

Ben said...

As of right now Tila is claiming her gig was at Staples Center, and then when pointed out that the Congo Room is not the Staples center she said it's part of it. If you go to the Staples center website it has a banner that says "12 restaurants and entertainment across the street" on that NEW website it lists Congo room as one of the venues. Just the hogul trying to mislead her sheeple into believing that the performance took place in a bigger venue than it was.

Spiked Tequila said...

Ben, Where is the website? I can't seem to find it.

Ben said...

On the front page of www.staplescenter.com the gold box at the bottom right links to www.lalive.com which lists Congo Room as one of it's entertainment venues.

It's akin to her going to see a movie at Universal Citywalk and saying "I'm going to a screening at Universal Studios" Yes the plot of land is related, but that claim was clearly meant to mislead.

Anonymous said...

That poor bird..........

Anonymous said...

This is the only time I would WANT to see a vulture sucked up by the space shuttle... sorry I couldn't resist.....POW!

Anonymous said...

The only thing I can add, because all of the above posts are dead on, is that I think Eyebrows Bradshaw was hiding somewhere in the shadows when Miley Cyrus was making that new bird in a cage video.
I bet he just picked up the only scraps he could find real quick, and ran off with them into the night. I know too dramatic, but what the hell, it could happen.

BKiddo

Anonymous said...

Ben a better analogy would be Tila at Latin Quarter(still there?) in Universal City Walk and saying she was performing at Hard Rock Live...thanks for the forum to goof on Tila!

TILA TRY COMEDY!
caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
pow pow pow pow pow pow
ima Mogul ..ima Mogul... ima Mogul
still laughing!

Anonymous said...

For Kicks and Giggles everyone should check out this interview and try to persuade David D to post the full audio.STILL laughing!

http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/inside-the-lyricists-studio-with-tila-tequila#comment-922166

Anonymous said...

YOU CAN SEE THE SCAR FROM WHERE SHE HAD SILICONE SHOVED IN HER BOOBS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE RIGHT BOOB. GROSS

DV40 said...

I'd like to clarify further regarding the Shawne suit and Greg's statements. I know all this because a coworker of mine is actually very close to Shawne.

In his countersuit, his legal team actually took a look at Tila's financial records and found that she is BROKE. There was no $2M, etc to be won.

Tila rents everything, right down to her furniture (i.e. - Rent-A-Center-esque). She has ZERO ASSETS.

The agreement was for her to STFU and move on and he would drop his suit. She had a hard time doing that, so I sent some screencaps that people took for me directly to a couple of people in his camp and lo & behold, she will not mention his name anymore or she will face further legal action.

POW!

Anonymous said...

I'm not saying I love Tila Tequila, or condone any of her actions.In fact, I really don't care about her one way or another. But really, why waste the precious time that is your only life on someone who doesn't know you, hates you, and who you hate just as much, if not more. Is it because it entertains you to see someone who needs help? Whether it's rehab, or maybe psychology, she's pretty fucked up and needs help. It's not just you, either. It's the Tila Army, too. Mindless supporters who can't understand that she only likes them because they'd follow her into the gates of hell for no real reason. She should just return her hair to the natural color, get herself some help, tone down the in-your-face-party-girl attitude, work on her attention starvation, and maybe try and get an actual job. And yes, I know you're probably going to attack me verbally because I posted this. But I don't give a shit as it is unlikely I will ever even visit this blog again. So say what you want. You'll be saying it to empty space. So whatever,please have a nice day, and find better wastes of your time than smashing Tila Tequila because it really doesn't effect anyone one way or another