Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Tila "closes deal for tv show"

Well, according to Tila she has closed her TV show deal. Now what could Tila's show possibly be about that would keep any of us entertained? Or have anyone else watch it.


I don't personally want to watch Tila do drugs, have sex in alley ways, or copy and paste blog posts. So what could this show be about?

I wonder if Tila realizes a TV show isn't going to help her that much. No one knows who she is and people who do are like "oh that girl who got famous through myspace?" I wouldn't be proud to know I was famous for nothing other then having a lot of friends on myspace.

Her EP has three songs, two of which are covers. All her other songs are trashy and makes dogs howl at the sound of it, kids cry, and others throw up.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tila's show didn't even have her as the main person. She'd just be an extra on a show like the stupid VH1 shows she'd put her opinion on. She might even be on a crappy show where all the washed up celebrities appear on like Surreal Life. No one cares about this hogul enough to watch a reality show on her life.

As for her "record label." We haven't seen any proof of it. We haven't seen any artists actually put out music on this supposed record label. The people who were previously supposed to be on her record label, aren't now.

I don't know why she's so proud of a blog either. We all can have blogs, look I have one and I'm not famous. Tila you really aren't anything special.

I can't wait to see if she really has a TV show and what it's going to be about.


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's probably we love the 2000's her going back and saying what she liked of that era and her being the biggest myspace whore ever!

Anonymous said...

I agree

JennHas2Ns said...

Putting this hott mess on the Surreal Life would be amazing. Especially if they cast her with someone like Snooki who would have no problem beating her ass at the first sign of mouthy-ness.

Perhaps she's just inked a deal with Dr Drew to be on the next Celebrity Rehab or Sex Rehab...? Nah. That attention whore would have already broadcast that shit on twatter for all the world to see.

You want us haters to keep hatin', Tila? Done.

Spiked Tequila said...

LOL that would be funny if she was on I love the 2000's I wouldn't be surprised if that's what it was.

Shana90 said...

If she's even signed a tv deal, maybe we'll see if Onyx is alive on her show.

Alexa said...

She's said this before, hasn't she? I'll believe it when I see it.

Anonymous said...

that photo is terrifying.... i know its recent, was it from nyc? scary scary! -Lapin

Anonymous said...

Im sure if its real that its simply a development deal. Someone probably gave her a small amount of money to come up with a pilot. They give out hundreds of development deals are very few of them actually make it into production, much less on the air. In order for her to actually make it to TV she would have to prove that there were advertisers out there that were willing to associate their product with her and her image. Quite frankly I doubt this is the case. Maybe valtrex or trojan, but how many more companies are going to want to be associated with her? I mean Vh1 dropped her because she lost her marketability with that awful "shot of love show'

Anonymous said...

I whole heartedly agree with all of the above posts.
If I had my way, she would have one episode on "Women behind Bars", or "I almost got away with it".
You're right Lapin, that photo is very scary!

BKiddo

jayden said...

Celebrity Rehab maybe? We can only wish.

Sandy said...

Now I get why her "interior decorator" made her new apartment look like someone trying to poorly imitate an MTV reality show set. The zebra chairs were a dead give away. She was sprucing it up for her new reality show.

I bet all that shit is rented, too. And remember the furniture from her yard sale that she "sold" before the sale started? Wanna bet that it's in storage?

Anonymous said...

Ewww who took that pic? She's nasty to begin with anyway, but the contact lens to the left of this pic is offset from her cornea and it just makes me want to puuuuuke bleaaaaaaah

Yeeeeeeeahhh TV show..... maybe her "guest appearance" will air next year or the year after like her EP.

Tony said...

Wow, you blocked me on Twitter??? Just tried to follow you and for the first time had a blocked message, hmmm. Oh well...I'll still check out your blog, it's a good one.

Spiked Tequila said...

2 Tony: What's your twitter name? I went through a blocking spree and blocked a crap load of people by accident as well.

2 anonymous: LOL i forgot where i found the pic but it was apparently taken after one of her recent interviews. I'll try to find the site again.

I agree I think her show won't be anything that's just about her. And her furniture is super tacky lol

Terri said...

If she is on Celebrity Rehab, I will be pissed. I like that show and if she was on, it would irritate the fuck out of me. I wouldn't set my dvr, I would catch reruns. There IS an opening now that the Arizona courts said DMX could not do the show! ;x

The only show I want to see her on is Lockup RAW! THAT I would watch!

Spiked, I was blocked during that blocking spree. I would like to follow you! :) @tizerri

Anonymous said...

Lock up Raw would be a good one for her, but Im partial to seeing her on To Catch a Predator.

saramb25 said...

I will believe it when I see it! There is no truth to anything Tila says. If she did by some small chance get a show its going to be off after 2 episodes anyways. Tila has to be getting low on cash now that no one wants her crappy music,her blog sucks, and she is no longer attractive. Sucks to be her!!

Terri said...

HAHA! First, To Catch a Predator! then the sequel Lockup RAW!!

Anonymous said...

Hasnt she ever heard about that old story about the boy yelled "wolf" to much.
I'll beleive it when its on the TV and i see it with my own eyes.

Sara said...

http://nymag.com/arts/all/approvalmatrix/65923/
"Tila Tequila's gossip site. It's like the internet is a baby that just puked on civilization" POW!

Spiked Tequila said...

Yeah I won't believe it until I see it either. You can't believe anything she says.

I really hope she doesn't go on celeb rehab because it wouldn't be to get help it'd be to get more publicity.

Ben said...

I'm still waiting to see what's going to happen when Yoko finds out Tila used her song. She's usually not pleasant about stuff like that, especially without permission. A long draining lawsuit would give me the giggles, that's for sure.

Sandy said...

Terri, if Tila did celeb rehab, it would strictly be for attention, not because she feels she needs it. Otherwise, she'd do rehab quietly.

Now I do wonder if she did land a spot on WWE Raw or whatever that wrestling show is. She gurgled about it at one point. So it could be that. Or it could be nothing, knowing Tila.

Anonymous said...

First of all, like a couple of other posters said, I will believe it when I see it. Tila lies so much you can't believe too much of anything she says.

Second of all, if, and that's a big if, she does have a TV deal it has to be a show about about sex. I'm thinking Zane Chronicles, that soft core porn show that comes on late at night. I've watched it a few times. Buddha from I Love NY is on it, so maybe Tila has joined the cast.

Tila has no other talent. She can't sing, dance, act and the only thing she's known for is getting naked and lying. So what else could it be.