Sunday, May 2, 2010

Content of Tila's blog

I have to thank my friend @TheRealLiarface for figuring out how to see this earlier today.

Why wait for Tila's blog to never launch when we can see what her blog is gonna be about already? As you can see there isn't much content there for someone who has been working on this blog for months. There's also a "terms of service" -- I wonder if that's gonna say that haters are NOT allowed on her page.

Looks like the "test" posts we found on her feed are all gone. INCLUDING the one bashing Sandra Bullock. You can't cover that up now Tila. We all saw it already. Now she is also trying to get in good with Angelina Jolie. We all remember how she was bashing Angie for being a bad parent for having so many adopted kids. She also tried to claim that Angie was copying her by adopting a child from Haiti. Angie had said she wasn't planning on adopting from there. NO Angie did not respond to Tila's attempt at attention.

As far as I can see this blog isn't going to have many EXCLUSIVE JUICY information. Most of it looks like stuff we already know. EXCEPT for the supposed truth about Nicki Hilton. Yes Tila please do run her name in to the ground so she can sue you. I would love that.

And Tila never misses a chance to whore herself out, it's what she does best afterall.

This blog STILL looks like a complete fail.

Click HERE to see the results yourself.


Ray said...

No mention of the superduper POW green screen..
Most of these words are popular search words, has she done this so it shows in google higher for the non launch date?
sry if this gets posted 3 times, puter spazzed out.

Anonymous said...

Can we stay RETARDED CRACKHEAD WHORE --> TILA...lmfao. Tila's blog sucks majour arse big time!

Spiked Tequila said...

I love her fails in life.

theredjawa said...

I could find all that in google.

Anonymous said...

Anyone have a clue what timezone the troll uses? or is it a made up tila one? i'm in a different country , is this comment her timezone?

Cathy said...

So where are all the SUPER COOL graphics and NEATO technology that she claimed on all of the FOX interviews??? Any 4th grader could do that oh wait Tila has the mentality of a 4th grader so this is right at her skill set. Way to go. I especially like the Tilas sexy pic of the day.... Reputible news source I think not!

Ben said...

For someone who quit talking about the baby when she had a miscarriage why is she still referring to herself as a MILF? See blog listings and her own blog sample pics as proof.

(although no part of that statement is true as there never was a baby or miscarriage and she certainly kept talking about it long after it didn't happen, but I digress)

Steve Clarke said...

She actually hasn't taken away her Sandra Bullock post or any of the newer ones. Tila has an amateur that doesn't know how to update a sitemap running her website.

For those who don't know what a sitemap is, I'll do my best to explain. Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc all have "spiders" that crawl a website so they can index the website in their respective search engines. Webmasters make a sitemap to make it easier for the search engine bots to view the website- and also to tell the bot what pages on the website are important, and which ones are not.

To view tila's sitemap for yourself, go to or

As you can see, the last time tila updated her sitemap was 03/29/10, so none of her newer posts will actually show up on a google search until it is updated. All of the titles in her sitemap match the ones you see on a google search.

The funny thing is, she is using a wordpress plugin called "Google XML Sitemaps" to automatically create a sitemap for her site. She made a big mistake by giving google the link to her sitemap before the blog was launched. Google penalizes sites for indexing duplicate content- and each link she has indexed in google redirects her site back to the homepage. I am by no means an expert, as I am pretty new to creating websites- but whoever is running her blog has no idea what they are doing.

This is why when you search for her site in google you get a "In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 1 already displayed.
If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included." message at the bottom of the screen.

Also, as you all know she is using wordpress for her blog. Wordpress has thousands of different themes/styles to use. She is using Pressplay theme for her site (which is a FREE theme). This is the link to the theme she is using, so this is a rough idea to what her actual blog will look like when it launches

Spiked Tequila said...

Thanks Steven! Looks like she hasn't launched yet.

Anonymous said...

I'm impressed the site has a limitation of liability statement since I'll bet she'll be lying her ass off about celebrities by the sounds of her ranting Tweets

Anonymous said...

Steve, thanks for the info about her sitemap. Tila reads these blogs and now after reading what you said she will bring someone in to correct it. Don't give that lying bitch any help, she don't deserve it. LOL

The person who wanted to know what time zone she lives in, it's California, so it's PDT.