Tila Twatter-Tales was posting this via Facebook, this is in their own words, but I'd like to raise awareness of it.. I suggest everyone does it. I will as soon as I can. This is the truth obviously and this is all you people in denial need to do to hear it. Contact Tila's management at 212-582-4285(moodswing 360), ask for Ricky Greenstein, and say that you want to book Tila for a performance, yet are concerned about her availability due to rumors of her "pregnancy." about her availability due to rumors of her "pregnancy." Prepare to hear a long sigh, some distant finger tapping, and finally the revelation that Tila's not actually pregnant, just a little cuckoo. It worked for me and there's no reason it shouldn't work for you. Prepare to hear a long sigh, some distant finger tapping and finally the revelation that Tila's not actually pregnant and finally the revelation that Tila's not actually pregnant just a little cuckoo.
Try it guys. Let me know what the response is.
Eu te amo... Chico Buarque
6 years ago
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I'm in the UK damnit! Will have to take your word for it. Tila just posted this:
SERIOUS QUESTION: WHY IS EVERYONE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIXATED ON ME?? YOU ARE THE ONES WHO CONSTANTLY GIVING ME ATTENTION! WHY? I AM SERIOUS! SO WHAT ARE U LOSER, OBSESSED STALKERS GOING TO DO ONCE MY BABY IS BORN?
Tila = Regina George- one of the most deluded, toxic characters in film. I just want to slap some damn sense into her!
You need to check out the interview she did with Rukus magazine! Especially the part where she talks about what a great voice she has and how she is such a fabulous songwriter.
Tila Tequila
#IwantTilasBreastMilk tweet that and I'm going to look through & pick out the top 10 and breast feed you! I'll DM u info on how! LETS GO!
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Tila Tequila
Ok let's play a game. I will pick out the winners. Just tweet #IWantTilasBreastMilk and I will pick out the top 10!!!! GO!
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Tila Tequila
Are you SUUUURE you want my breast milk? That means you like...have to lay on my soft busom & stuff while I feed u! LOL u sure u want that?
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Tila Tequila
I can only breast feed 2 at a time though! So I'll have to read everyones responses to see who needs my breast milk the MOST! then I feed u!
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Tila Tequila
Who wants Milk??? lol
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Tila Tequila
Awwww but dont u think mini Tila Clones running round wud b so cute? Theyd TERRORIZE the whole town! First words they say is "FUCK OFF!" lol
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Tila Tequila
Im serious! My titties will be like size tripple F & filled with Milk! Im willing 2 be charitable & give breast milk 2 ppl who need it! lol
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Tila Tequila
I dont know what will be bigger?? My Belly or my tits?? What do u think?? LOL...I vote tits. Damn they're gonna be HUGE! Who wants milk? lol
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Tila Tequila
But since I'm only 4'11, and I'm already size D cuz breast. That means when I'm pregnant my tits will be like Tripple F!! And im petite! OMG
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Tila Tequila
QUESTION: Im just wondering. Do u guys think I would be a cute 4'11 pregnant woman? Wow can u imagine? ME? POT BELLY?? CANKLES?? NOOOOO! LOL
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Tila Tequila
@lOvejunKiie yes I do!!!!!! I think I would be a cute mommy! hehe
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Could she be any more self absorbed? She's constantly asking people to tell her how wonderful she is ad nauseum. Man is she annoying. And then the lies on top of lies.
Pretty pathetic.
Love your blog!!! Keep up the good work!
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