Thursday, March 11, 2010

Tila's due date is December

Thanks to Eduardo Retardo for the screencap from Facebook.

Tila decided today she was going to let her fans know when she is due to have her baby. I'm surprised she had a straight answer this time. A loyal fan of Tila's asked on SayNow when Tila was due before Tila went to Australia, and Tila replied with a few stutters and "you'll see". Too bad Tila didn't learn basic math or just doesn't know how pregnancies work, you'd think she would with all her baby doctor visits. Anyways, Tila now says her baby is due in December. Wait, that doesn't make sense on January 30th Tila stated she was 13 weeks pregnant which would have put her conception date in October. This means Tila's baby will be born in about 13 months instead of the traditional 9 month pregnancy. If Tila's due date was in December that means she would have had her last period this month or end of last month, which would still mean she was lying. Some of us didn't think Tila was human I guess this is some pretty good proof, because a baby being born in 13 months just isn't normal. Of course Tila may have actually just recently got pregnant, but that would still mean she was lying. Good luck on that 13 month born baby Tila! Let us know how that goes.




This screencap I got from http://tilatruth.blogspot.com, this was on January 30th.

14 comments:

Nola said...

Oh that's just great:P aaah tila was right: she is my guilty pleasure! But oh boy, the laughs are sooo worth it! what a fucking retard she is. Meth really eats your brain

Anonymous said...

Tila is such an idiot! Her claims of pregnancy have been documented all over the Internet for months. January 26th is when her pregnancy Ultrasound picture was posted on Radar.com. If her due date is December, she would just now be in her first few weeks. That might explain all her baby doctor visits lately. She had to get inseminated fast ..in time for her new show!! Sick!!

Anonymous said...

Wow... I just found out I'm 1 month pregnant... way after tila found out she was... yet I'm having the baby sometime in october lol she should definitely be in the record books

Anonymous said...

Wow. In april 2006, I found out I was pregnant. On december 15th 2006, my beautiful daughter was born. She is crazy...

I bet that she JUST became pregnant and think that she can just say now that she is due in december and truely believes that nobody will remember that she is supposed to be pregnant already since december(or november). The only way her due date is in december is if she just got pregnant.

Anonymous said...

If Tila got pregnant because of the rumors that's going around about her
not being pregnant....Then that goes to show that the "haters" is running her life!!! She is so stupid, she's doing what they tell her to
do!

She's not pregnant, but all because these blogs are airing out her lies, she's going to REALLY get pregnant now? LMAO! WOW! who's the bitch now?

VY

Great Post!

jess said...

wow that be crazy if tila just got pregnant to just prove us all wrong. lol she needs help

Anonymous said...

Broke hooker doesn't have money to pay for IVF. Game over.

Anonymous said...

Correction: She is having TWIN 13 month old gigantic babies. By December she will have gained over 100 pounds and the babies will be 28 inches tall and weigh 12 pounds a piece.

saramb25 said...

great post as always!! LOL Tila you are a mess! get help!

Anonymous said...

@NicoIeLynn December 1st plus or minus 10 days. Thats what the doctor said. yay!

@TilaOMG Soo...you're due in December now? Are you 20 weeks along with one twin and preconception with the other? Is that how this works?

@fakadez many ways how it works darling. FIgure it out. Fill in the blanks then you will get ur answer.

WTF?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

when's her garage sale again??? another lie and getting her idiot fans excited only to let them down. except, somehow, because they're such fucking idiots, they keep loving her. lying to them about charity, babies, meeting them, but they are so devoted. who's sicker in the head, tila or her fans?

Sonja said...

Anon (5:21 AM) said..."Wow. In april 2006, I found out I was pregnant. On december 15th 2006 my beautiful daughter was born".

If Tila knew her due date was going to be in December, she would NOT KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT NOW. Tila wouldn't know until April, just like Anon did. This is March 12th.

Tila would have had to conceive in March and then find out in April she was pregnant in order to have the baby in December.

As usual she's lying again. I don't know what Tila is up to but I can't wait to see what excuse she is going to give when we don't see a baby in December and what about the ultra sound and baby bump she has been talking about since November or December?

Anonymous said...

You missed out on a lot while you were sleeping! Tila crazy tweeting was epic! Anyway, I am sure you'll know by now that she claimed she had a miscarriage*rolls eyes* But she also named her doctor. Misspelled it, but we're talking about Tila here. haha Anyway, here is her FERTILITY doctor--spam his ass! http://www.scrcivf.com/why-scrc/fertility-specialists/hal-c-danzer-md/index.html

Anonymous said...

Here we go again a whole new pregnancy!. I really do not believe Tila was ever pregnant ans I do not think she is even trying to get pregnant! It all for attention. She will just fake another miscarriage in two months.