Well I just got home from going with Rotty and Tila to the dealer. Rotty and I always have to help our BFF Tila out.
So I went and looked at my homegirl Tila's tweets when I got home. Wow she on something good tonight.
Tila is all about the POSITIVE ENERGY tonight. She claims this is the real her, and she's finally letting everyone see. That's funny - does that mean Tila's been FAKE this whole time. I know I've seen her talking about other celebrities saying how fake they are, and how real she is. Well if she's really this big positive person why all the Celebrity Hating on her blogs? Especially towards Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, The Kardashian sisters, and Rihanna. I didn't realize all her phony blogs about Lady Gaga worshiping satan and things like that was positive. I must have a warped sense of positivity.
I also see that because @alinakring has realized how phony Tila is, and has decided she no longer agrees with Tila - that she is now being called a "spy". Whenever Tila gets an email/tweet/comment or whatever about a hater becoming a fan - she jumps on that shit like it's Christmas. "SEE THE HATERS ARE FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT" blah blah blah. Sadly, when a fan becomes a "hater" they were just a spy the whole time. In Tila's eyes no fans can become haters. In her eyes all fans turned haters were just spies the only time. Tila, this isn't a real army. There's no one spying on you or the "army" trying to get information. NO ONE CARES. No one takes this whole war seriously. Well, I know you and some of your mindless fans do, but the rest of us don't. This isn't kindergarten anymore. I for one am glad to have Alina on our side, and everyone should give her a big warm welcome!
Don't worry that positivity bologna Tila has going on won't last long. The drugs will wear off soon, and we will all see her negative bullcrap again.
I have to go. Tila wants me to come over and have movie night with her, and help her pick up Onyx's poop. OH! and she has to pay me for writing this blog for her. Bye!
Eu te amo... Chico Buarque
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