This is just too damn funny

UPDATE: Tila has deleted this post.

If that wasn't the most LULZY worthy exclusive post Tila has written - I don't know what is.

Now, Tila isn't talking about Hayden Christensen - although she has HIS picture at the top of her stupid post. She's talking about some guy who happens to be named Anakin. Funny thing is Tila, Anakin IS Darth Vader - he wasn't Darth Vader's son. His son is Luke Skywalker, you idiot.

Tila can't be talking about Hayden Christensen at all because, he's engaged (not married) to Rachel Blison. What's funny is they did recently just split. Seems to me like Tila's trying to find ways to trick people in to reading her blog.

Of course when you first read that post you are thinking she's talking about Hayden right? The picture is very deceiving. Not to mention him and Rachel recently breaking up makes it seem like it is about him.

What's REALLY truly pathetic about this post of hers though? It's the fact that she posted some couple's divorce papers and is making fun of what they own. Why does she even post these people's information? Last time I checked her blog was about CELEBRITY gossip, not some couple getting a divorce. Has Tila really stooped this low? Making fun of some couple who hasn't bothered you in the least and have nothing to do with you? Sad. At least they can afford a car. I doubt Tila could. I hope you can sleep at night knowing you bashed some random couple to make YOURSELF feel better.

This is truly a sign of how pathetic Tila is, and why no one should take this woman seriously.

Oh and thanks @notsoannoyed for helping me understand this god awful post.

Tila's always one step behind

Thanks to @notsoannoyed for finding information about this




Tila really needs to learn what the word Exclusive means. Yes, I know she didn't necessarily say this story was an "EXCLUSIVE!!" but she says that she hopes Drake doesn't get sued for her posting this. She pretty much acts like she found this all on her own.

Funny, what a little research can show though - isn't it?

On June 23rd MTV interviewed Drake about his song "Over" (the one Tila is saying he used a stolen line from) on the interview (below) Drake talks about him using Dead Prez's line. He admits it flat out, and even talks about how Dead Prez wanted to freestyle on the song. So before Tila even posted this blog, which by the way was on the 28th, he already had that song cleared up and an interview about it.


Click HERE to go this this blog

MTV Shows

By the way Tila people were talking about Drake using a Dead Prez line from as early as March! Click HERE to see this post about it.

See Tila, SOME artists actually get PERMISSION to do a song, even though in this case it wasn't a whole track like TWO of your songs from your EP. Maybe "Pop Rox" will ring a bell? I seem to remember you not having permission to sample Joan Jett's "I love rock and roll" yet you did. Why are you trying to expose someone for copyright infringement when you are the QUEEN of it. What about when you said you WROTE "Blue Dress?" Sorry, Tila fans but that's Depeche Mode's song.

And if you really want to get technical would "One good thing about music when it hits you feel no pain" actually be Dead Prez stealing from Bob Marley in his song "Trenchtown Rock"? Yes I know there's an extra word in that. That's the kind of thing Tila would point out though.

Tila you are such a fail. You write about something that was already known since the song came out, and already written about.

Tila Tequila at the BET Awards After Parties

a BIG thank you to @NotSoAnnoyed for helping me put together all the information, and finding it.



@CPdat68's twitpic outside of Colony.

Tila is so popular and famous that she was invited to all these glamorous BET Awards after parties, and hangs out with all the famous celebrities.

Yeah right last time I checked Mr. Bradshaw and his gay best-bud aren't that famous, popular, or fabulous.

From what I have seen of last night's events it looks to me Tila and her mogul crew didn't get in to any big parties . PDiddy was hosting an after party at Les Deux, where were you for that Tila? What about Mr. Chows - another big BET Awards party (Black Eyed Peas, P.Diddy, and Pharell were in attendance). Neyo also had a party at BLVD3 - you weren't there either Tila. I thought you were so fabulous though that your buddy P. Diddy would at least invite you to his after party?

Instead, Tila went to The Abbey with a few of Mr. Bradshaw's friends. Sadly, Tila was the third-wheel in this situation. The Abbey is a gay bar, and I doubt many famous rappers were chillin' there. After The Abbey, it looks to me like they tried to get in to Colony and Industry. The picture above was taken outside of Colony. However, I didn't see Mr. Bradshaw say they were actually INSIDE Colony, so I don't think Tila got in. Also, many people were tweeting that Colony was packed, and no one was getting in. An hour after tweeting what he said about Industry and Colony he was at The Abbey. Obviously, they didn't get in. So after hours of standing in a lines just to get denied Tila and Bradshaw went to Playhouse with all the Z-list VH1 wannabe celebrities. Of course the only reason Tila got in to these parties was because Mr. Bradshaw was styling others for the awards. That's why Tila had to dress herself and put on an outfit that looks like it was worn at the Howard Stern interview - just changed around a little.

Even if Tila did get in to these two clubs, which you'd think one of them would have tweeted about, she wasn't at the big BET parties like P.Diddy's, Interscope Records, or Neyo's. Which REAL celebrities were at.

All in all that seems like a night only a mogul would have doesn't it? Hanging out at a bar, standing in lines at a club and not being let in, then hanging out at Playhouse with VH1 celebs like Mz. Berry. By the look of @ugomozie's tweets the party they were at was very low-class.

Doesn't look like anyone wanted to see Tila anyways...
@PJButta

There you have it! Tila's fabulous night at all the BET after parties with all the famous celebrities. Only a true hogul like herself could handle all that fun.

Tila is in the Illuminati (I've decided)

Our girl Tila, all-knowing about the Illuminati, has posted Chapter 3 of her epic stories about The "others" and Satan. This time she goes on to post pictures of many celebrities throwing up the Illuminati gang signs. Apparently if you do any of symbols(below in the screencaps) you are apart of the Illuminati. That's all the proof Tila needs. I find that very interesting, because Tila's (above) picture seems to be a sign for the "All seeing eye" just like the people she claims are being brainwashed by the Illuminati.


@Bentrb4 noticed this and decided to call Tila out on it. Of course, Tila's excuse was that she is mocking all of them, and it's just a little joke. So Tila, tell us this. If you are able to just mock these "OTHERS" you continue to talk about, who says these people aren't just mocking them. Who says these people aren't just throwing up signs that really have no meaning? I mean come on, your only proof is these pictures. Yours looks exactly like theirs. So I have now decided that YOU are in the Illuminati Tila. As Ben said "that's like mocking Al Qaeda by shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR" everytime you're on a plane."







Tila keeps claiming that she's an angel sent from God. I'd say if there was an Illuminati or even Satan she'd be apart of that more than God. Satan is supposed to be about pedophilia, faking suicides, doing drugs, having disgusting sex, cussing, doing porn, stripping for minors, insulting others based on their appearance, and pretty much everything Tila stands for. One of God's Angels would NOT be doing any of that stuff. So Tila, you can just quit the "angel" B.S. I don't think God wants you "mocking" the Illuminati either acting like you are apart of the club.

She also states that The Illuminati are after her now. She's been noticing "strange" things happening lately, since she posted these blogs about them. Tila, no one wants you. Especially the illuminati. I'm pretty sure if they do exist they'd want INFLUENTIAL people. You are just not influential in the least. They want POPULAR, WELL-KNOWN, INFLUENTIAL people. You're just an annoying mosquitoe in everybody's ear. No one wants you. The Illuminati, Satan, Perez Hilton, and I'm sure God doesn't either.

Get over the Gaga obsession as well. I'm sorry Perez Hilton doesn't pay you an ounce of attention. Get over it, and get use to it. You just make yourself look more stupid everyday.

Tila's on something good tonight

Well I just got home from going with Rotty and Tila to the dealer. Rotty and I always have to help our BFF Tila out.

So I went and looked at my homegirl Tila's tweets when I got home. Wow she on something good tonight.

Tila is all about the POSITIVE ENERGY tonight. She claims this is the real her, and she's finally letting everyone see. That's funny - does that mean Tila's been FAKE this whole time. I know I've seen her talking about other celebrities saying how fake they are, and how real she is. Well if she's really this big positive person why all the Celebrity Hating on her blogs? Especially towards Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, The Kardashian sisters, and Rihanna. I didn't realize all her phony blogs about Lady Gaga worshiping satan and things like that was positive. I must have a warped sense of positivity.

I also see that because @alinakring has realized how phony Tila is, and has decided she no longer agrees with Tila - that she is now being called a "spy". Whenever Tila gets an email/tweet/comment or whatever about a hater becoming a fan - she jumps on that shit like it's Christmas. "SEE THE HATERS ARE FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT" blah blah blah. Sadly, when a fan becomes a "hater" they were just a spy the whole time. In Tila's eyes no fans can become haters. In her eyes all fans turned haters were just spies the only time. Tila, this isn't a real army. There's no one spying on you or the "army" trying to get information. NO ONE CARES. No one takes this whole war seriously. Well, I know you and some of your mindless fans do, but the rest of us don't. This isn't kindergarten anymore. I for one am glad to have Alina on our side, and everyone should give her a big warm welcome!

Don't worry that positivity bologna Tila has going on won't last long. The drugs will wear off soon, and we will all see her negative bullcrap again.

I have to go. Tila wants me to come over and have movie night with her, and help her pick up Onyx's poop. OH! and she has to pay me for writing this blog for her. Bye!

Tila loves her haters..seriously.

Tila at some Red Carpet Event. Why must she always wear the ugliest thing in her closet? Or does Mr. Bradshaw seriously pick this stuff she puts on? That dress is hideous.

and then...

I just love including Tila's rants about her haters on my blog. She is always trying to convince everyone that she doesn't care about the haters. How many times does she have to say it. Maybe she's trying to convince herself. You just don't talk about people this much that you don't "care" about. If you wanna convince all of us haters that you don't care about us - you might want to stop talking about us. Especially, stop talking about us more than your own fans.

Tila also posted this yesterday - about Lady Gaga being suicidal. Tila also ADMITS to the whole "Jane tried to kill me" story being fake. She admits she uses fake blood, and acts like it wasn't a big deal. She also tries to say she took the blog down, because she didn't want to upset her fans. Even though, we know someone else made her take it down.

Tila, if you cared about what your fans saw in that story - why would you post it in the first place? Faking an attack by your FAKE alter-ego isn't funny in the least. It's especially not funny to joke around with KIDS. Which I'm sure more kids than adults read your personal blogs.

Lady Gaga isn't acting like she cut her arm and is bleeding. She's performing and doing what she considers to be artistic. I'm not saying I agree with all that she does. BUT what you did with this little "JOKE" is 10 times worst.

I guess Tila is going on tour in the UK this summer as well. I thought Tila was suppose to be filming Celebrity Rehab at this time? I haven't really been paying that much attention to Tila lately so maybe I missed it? Is she not on the show anymore?

Tila shows her immature side

For a woman that is 28 years old - Tila sure does not act her age. If I was Tila, I would be incredibly embarrassed by my behavior by that age. When you're younger, you can play the immature card and maybe get a way with it being "cute" - when you're Tila's age you just look pathetic.

1. Tila's "friends" (TilaArmy) on the internet are all under 18 (for the most part).
2. Tila tells her "army" to attack people that are insulting her.
3. Tila acts like "haters" don't bother her - yet she attacks them in a very immature way.
4. Tila's idea of an insult: fat, jealous, ugly, no life, haters. ex. "oh stop being so OBSESSED with me you fat cow!"
5. Tila talks like a little kid. ex. "weewee"
6. Tila TYPES like an idiot. I'm not saying I'm the best speller and I have the best grammar, but if I type like that when I'm 28 there definitely is a problem.

Okay, I could go on and on and on - basically. Tila is way too immature to be taken seriously.
Last night Tila went "innnnn" on nikkyraney (click HERE to go to her blog), because of her "jellis hater" post about Tila. Of course, she wasn't offended by the blog at all, and it definitely didn't bother her. That's why she decided to tweet Nikky, and insult this girls weight, and her "army" went to her defense. I've said this a billion times, and I'll say it again. When something doesn't bother you, you ignore it. You don't attack that person and send your little minions on them. Every celebrity has haters. EVERY SINGLE ONE. It doesn't matter if you are a good person or not. There's just always going to be someone who doesn't like you. Even if you aren't a celebrity that's just the way it is.

Anyway, I don't see all the other celebrities out there attacking all the people who have hater blogs, or send insulting tweets. That's because it really doesn't bother them. Tila you're too easy to read. You can't act like none of us bother you, but then attack us and constantly mention us - sometimes more than you mention your own fans. By the way, go get your wonky nipples fixed. Go wash your greasy looking' hair. Get off the drugs, and cover yourself up. Maybe then you would look a little more presentable yourself.

It's seriously pathetic for a 28-year-old woman is insulting someone's weight like she's in high school again - it's not cute at all. Grow the fuck up, Tila! Find some friends your own age, get off the drugs, and move on with your life. No ONE is ever going to take you seriously if you continue this childlike behavior. No one DOES take you seriously. You're like an annoying attention craving 15 year old. Grow up.

By the way, I didn't realize TilaArmy was about treating people the way they they want to be treated. I didn't realize you respected people until they disrespect you. I find that funny considering Tila's blog has disrespected MANY people who don't even know who she is. Hypocritical much?

Tila's obsession with Satan

I know I haven't been blogging as much as I use too. The truth is that I am honestly not keeping up with Tila as much as I use to. I pretty much keep up with her now from reading Rotspot - or if I'm really bored I do go check out her site/twitter page.

Anyways, I found these tweets from Tila pretty funny. "*Evil laughs*"? Tila you spend all this time talking about how everyone ELSE is evil and you are sent from God - why are you laughing in an evil way? Just wonderin...Also I seem to remember your blog having FALSE information on it not "real news" isn't that why the Khloe story got taken off? It's not hard to post "REAL NEWS" when you are copy and pasting stories from other news sources as well.

Basically this is how Tila shows who is following Satan and the Illuminati.

With all of Tila's talk about these big celebrities being followers of Satan I find it hypocritical that she is calling Beyonce her "boo." Also, we all know Sasha Fierce, Beyonce's "alter ego," is said to be part of the Illuminati. So why is Tila calling her that and sticking up for her? I didn't realize God's Angels and the Devil's followers supported eachother.

Anyways, Tila found another oppurtunity to show off to her teenage fans. YES, Tila does have fans that are over the age of 18 - but most of her fans that "obsessively" follow her twitter page and her gossip blog are underage. So why is Tila showing a pic of her in her lingerie showing her nipples to the world? Yeah, I blacked 'em out 'cause NO ONE wants to see that. You can also see Tila's scars on her arm from her recent attack by Jane. Which she now states was done by a demon. Which is it?

What's with the bruises Tila always has on her legs?

I'm sure all the horny underage kids love this stuff - but seriously you can't be trying to give advice to these kids and act like a role-model then post these pictures/youtube videos.

Tila you are one disgusting pedophile.

Conspiracy Theories thought up in Tila's mind

Many celebrities are servants of Satan, and Tila is an Angel sent from God.

That is Tila's belief anyway. Tila's new Thought of The Day is all about Satan and Illuminati involvement in the Celebrity world. According to her Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, and a few other's are all working for Satan - and the "others."

It's crazy that I actually do believe in this stuff - kind of, and find it very interesting. Basically, I am not bashing Tila for the subject of this post. However, I do think she took it a little too far. I also believe her drug usage has something to do with the paranoia screaming out of this blog. I don't think anyone could take this too seriously, because of that.
I don't know who died and made Tila the queen of what's okay to put in the media, but apparently she thinks that's her job. She goes on to bash Lady Gaga's music videos for basically being too . . . dark. I found this insanely hypocritical due to the fact Tila thinks it's okay to

1. Post pictures of a bloody cut up arm.

2. Post a video of the bloody cut up arm.

3. Go on Ustream and stick a gun in her mouth.

4. Strip on camera to underage kids.

5. Masturbate on Ustream.

6. Sing obscenely vulgar music.

I know she's done a lot more than just that. With all that that being said, though, what makes her think it's okay to talk about what OTHER people are doing that may be a little too mature for teenagers/kids to see.

Oh well, I guess God thinks that list, above, isn't a negative one if Tila's an Angel sent to us from him. Yeah, right.

Tila also posted these two videos....

Tila's BIG drama over the weekend

Two days ago Tila had posted a blog saying her "other personality" Jane had tried to kill her. According to Tila, she passed out and when she woke up she was in a lot of pain, blood was all over, and her house was trashed. According to the time in between her tweets, Jane was doing her "dirty work" for about an hour.




Tila posted TWO blogs with photos of a bloody arm (many think this was really Nyquil) and a video. This caused a lot of uproar. Being that the majority of Tila's fans, who follow her on twitter are underage. Her fans were tweeting like crazy very worried about whether or not Tila was okay. She went on to tell her fans that she was fine and she was just going to sleep it off. Taking a closer look at Tila's pictures Rotspot found that the picture she posted on her blog was from three days before she posted the blog. Of course this meant that "Jane's attack" did not really happen like she said it did.

@Notsoannoyed being a RN decided to call the LAPD Dispatcher regarding Tila's situation.

"I was contacted by someone via Twitter Saturday morning around 11:00 a.m. regarding Tila posting a video and photos which she claimed we're wounds inflicted by her other personality "Jane" so I called the LAPD dispatcher and this started about six hours of looking for Tila and resolved with Tila being found and evaluated,"

While on the phone with @Notsoannoyed dispatch was sent to four different locations -given to her by various twitter sources, none of which were correct - one including an acquaintance of Tila's. After searching for Tila for approximately six hours, they were given another address. LAPD and Fire Rescue called Notsoannoyed when they reached the apartment complex trying to determine what Tila's apartment number was. Turns out, this was the RIGHT address, and they received the apartment number.

"The officer whom I was speaking with throughout the day did call me while at Tila's apartment to let me know they had found her and that she appeared to be okay but they we're going to speak with her and fire rescue was also going to assess her. I won't go into every detail regarding what the officer told me about what he saw etc. out of respect for them and Tila. All I will say is that he called me from her apt and Fire Rescue was assessing her and I asked if she was injured but he said "She appears to be unharmed and she looks okay" I did ask if she was alone, and then said she was still Tweeting right before you arrived and asked about her video showing bloody scratches on her arm and her house being torn up. He said "We need to assess her and speak with her but I can assure you that you don't have to worry about her getting back online!"

At that point we all saw Tila blow up on her twitter account after @Notsoannoyed told us the police were at the apartment complex.



Of course everyone knew why she was acting this way. It was because the police found her. The police officer told @Notsoannoyed and another person who spoke to them that Tila was unharmed. That doesn't mean that Tila never did cut herself, she may have on the day the picture was uploaded to her blog, but on Saturday she was not injured in any way.

Tila tweeted once more after her rant and then fell into a silence for approximately 22 hours. Everyone was thinking Tila probably was told to stay off the Internet or the police sent her somewhere. When she did return, she posted a blog telling all us haters off and calling out a specific hater from Iowa. (No one knows who this Iowan is so I assume she was just making things up again.)

Lastly, @notsoannoyed had this to say about her experience with LAPD.

"I have already tweeted details and what was happening as it occurred so I won't
rehash that. I also won't speculate about what I know or was told about Tila's
whereabouts and how her welfare check ended. But it was obvious by one
Blackberry tweet and the time that it was at least 24 hours before the HATE blog
went up on her site and it was clearly not from Tila!

Thanks everyone
who helped me throughout the day and kept me motivated when I wanted to give up.
You know who you are.

Lastly. I was approached and told that Radar
Online wanted to speak with me. I NEVER contacted Radar myself before I was made
aware of it and I won't mention who spoke with Radar. But I politely declined
speaking with Radar and that person respected my reason for doing so. . .

Would I call the police again if need be?, Yes! Would I post everything
all over Twitter? NO! It isn't worth the harassment and criticism since then."

After listening to the voicemails @notsoannoyed received from the officer (on a conference call)and fire rescue, I noticed the officer played a big part in why Tila was sent to the hospital. He told her that he was from the Mental Health Division and was the shift supervisor that day. His main focus was finding Tila for a welfare check.

Since then, Radar posted their story about the incident with their information from Fatty over at Rotspot (who was also on the phone with LAPD that day.) Soon after their story was posted, they posted a new Exclusive story saying, they had sources confirm Tila was rushed to the hospital



No one is quite sure why Tila was sent to the hospital or what they found in her apartment - the police never did give exact details about that (which is understandable.) I for one am glad that the "hater's" actions DID get Tila some help for whatever she had going on, and that she is okay. I am thankful to everyone who put there hate for Tila aside, and helped to get LAPD to Tila. It really was for a good cause, even if Tila ends up never learning from it.

Tila looks for sympathy

Hey guys! I know I haven't blogged in ages. I have been at my mother's for the past 9 days, and I just haven't been in the mood to pay attention to Tila. It's kind of nice to just ignore her crap for awhile. Especially, when she was honestly getting boring to me.

Anyways, I just saw this post on her blog and this makes me mad so I figured I would start back up with this subject.

I'm sure everyone knows now about the whole Celebrity Rehab thing going on with Tila. One minute she's doing it the next she's not. Then there's the rumors of Celebrity Rehab not having enough people sign up to do the show. According to Tila, the show will go on. It will just be a month late, and keep your shirts on Tila will still be on it.

What pisses me off is how she talks about her drug usage. Apparently, since she won't be in rehab until July she feels the need to announce that she will still be using her Opiates(I love how she has to let everyone know it's another form of Heroin just so we know how SERIOUS this really is.) She goes on to talk about how hard it is for her, and how we should all feel sorry for her. I can't EVER feel sorry for someone who acts like their drug addiction is so hard, but they aren't REALLY trying to get help. She could go in to a private rehab facility until Celebrity Rehab started. Of course Tila can't do that though. Apparently, with the way the economy is these days she can't afford to spend $30,000 on rehab in L.A. Funny I seem to remember a certain shopping spree that she went on a few months ago stating she spent $18,000. I guess we should all feel sorry for a druggie who can waste her money on pointless things, but not help for herself. Yes Tila, we are all so empathetic. Tila is broke. That's probably the real reason, but come on what's the point in acting like she can't spend that money on rehab - but can shopping.

She then goes on to basically mock others who have died of drug abuse. She says she could die and that would be "tragic." Wow, Tila. If you really were WORRIED about dying you would use that mogul money of yours and go to a private rehab. Instead you have to go to rehab where you get payed for being on the show.

You're fucking pathetic. Stop whining and go get help for your drug and mental issues.







Does anyone think this picture was kind of a publicity stunt?